It is against my better judgement to give a flamer their own page all to themself, but Kim's stuff was really clogging up my other pages... And besides, this is pretty funny. I'm sure no one wants to miss reading all the stuff I've been getting from Kim these past few weeks...

The first three of these flames, and probably a couple others, can still be found on page 3, but after that everything from Kim goes here.

Anyways, the following are the insane ramblings and threats of a girl called "Kim."
You'll figure out the rest of the story for yourself...

MAY 12 2001

I am Inconssideret:

i think that normally,if you don't like something,you should tell others how you feel,but some things that you said on this site are just not true.I like sailor moon and will continue liking it.As I type,my friends and i are plotting against you.If you have a problem with something,dont make a site about it,TELL IT TO SOMEONE WHO CARES!!!IN ALL MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO RUDE(aside from some boys i know...)!!!SO UNLESS YOU WANT MY FRIENDS AND I TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC,STOP IT!!!YOU ARE THE MEANEST,MOST INCONSSIDERET PERSON I HAVE EVER MET,SEEN OR JUST HEARD OF.

KIM

P.S.I'M TYPING IN CAPITALS FOR A REASON!!!!!!

My Reply:

God forbid you and your "friends" should do something drastic.

Reply:

oooooo,the pit of eternal flames i'm so scared.....it's me again the one with the friends.by that comment,were you implying that i have no friends?

p.s.everything you do is just making us plan harder and harder!!!!

My Reply:

A word of advice; if you don't get the joke, at least pretend you do. And keep up the hard work...

Another one:

!!it's me for the third time.I'M GETTING REALLY ANGRY!!!!!!as we speak,i am talking to one of my MANY friends planning how to take you down.....the last word she said to me before i started typing was "take no prisoners!!!" he he he....you're in for a real treat,and i don't mean the yummy kind of treat!!!!!!
let me guess,next you're gonna start dissing cardcaptors,or digimon,or even worse,dragon ball z!!!!well i won't take it!!!!you must be stopped!!!!!oh,and i'm really not afraid of your pit of eternal flames!!!!
it's just a stupid page with a bunch of letters and replys.you think people are really gonna be scared?well,think again!!!
once again,signed,kim
p.s.learn how to spell inconsiderate

My Reply:

My "Pit of Eternal Flames" wasn't meant to scare you... I sure hope your "plans" aren't either...
And before commenting on my spelling of "inconsiderate," perhaps you should read the flame you wrote...

From "Nameless:"

you should just go to hell!!!!!
a nameless but concerned person

My Reply:

You should go to that big, white building with all the happy men in bright shining white coats...

The Friendly One:

hi!it's me again,the one with the friends.....i had a question and i would like it answer truthfully,if you don't mind that is.i was wondering,you seem to know so much about sailor moon,so i was wondering,how do you get your information like for the threat generator?i guess what i'm really trying to say is......do you watch sailor moon?
once again,
signed,
kim. p.s.i really like your threat generator and aluminum wars!!!!

My Reply:

Can we say "unstable personality?" But, um, it's good that you like some of my site...

An Offer from "Lisa:"

hi!!!!
i really love your site and was wondering if i could help out at the site.please let me know asap if possible.thank you
lisa

My Reply:

Of course you can help, Lisa! What you've gotta do is run outside and gather sticks. More sticks! More sticks!

The E-mail Version:

From: "PARKER CABLE"
Subject: hi!!can i help out with your site?

hi!
i really love your site and was wondering if i could help out.please let me know i'd really like to help!:)thanks

lisa t.

My Reply:

GET A LIFE

Kim writes "hi" and submits nineteen times... I'm really scared now...

Lesson:

gggggwwwwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaahhhhhaaaaa!!!!!!!!i hope all those hellos annoyed you!!!!!!that is just phase 1 of operation sailor life!!!!!!!!!!!!gggggwwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!i'll teach you some manners you rude little.........
kim(a.k.a.the one with the friends)

My Reply:

Yeah, I'm so annoyed, please, I'm begging you, spare me the hellos...
And speaking of "life..."

Compliment:

i like your name!!!!!it sounds really cool!!!
a person whom shall remain nameless

My Reply:

Thanks for the compliment, KIM.

Okay...:

down with anti-moonies!!!!!

My Reply:

yeah, down with moonies!!!!!

Umm:

DIE ANTI-MOONIES DIE!!!!!!!DOWN WITH ANTI-MOONIES!!!!
KIM(AGAIN)

My Reply:

Die ya loony Moonies, die! Down with insanity!

Kim Goes for Therapy:

thank you......tranquility island worked perfectly
kim(again)

My Reply:

You went to Tranquility Island? You made the right choice.

Another Friend:
Note: In the first sentence she wonders how I knew it was she who wrote that "I like your name" thing. (That's the "happy little note." I posted the reply to that in the Happy World of Fun.)

how did you know that i wrote that happy little note?oh,by the way,one of my friends is working on your site,her name is sarah,e-mail address:XXX@hotmail.com,or XXX@passport.com.So hah!!!
signed
kim(again)

My Reply:

'Cause I know all...

Something Must be on my Face:

in your face!!!!!!!!!My friends working for the site and you didn't know it!!!!!in your face!!!!!!!!!
signed
kim

My Reply:

Well, all two-hundred-twenty-four of my friends are working on an atomic bomb...

Now she submits threats copied from my threat generator, nine of them. Really, I'm shaking uncontrollably with fear.

Further Fearsome Hi's:

From: "PARKER CABLE"
Subject: hi

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
kim(again)

My Reply:

Help.

A Couple O-So-Perceptive Statements:

hi!it's me again,with the friends.right now i just have a couple of things to say. #1:loser.#2:loser.Oh by the way,you're a loser

My Reply:

Sit on it and twirl.

This Flame is a Rip Off:

i think that the anti sailor moon site is a rip off,and rudness.
Kim

My Reply:

Well, I'm sorry this free site is ripping you off, and that you obviously can't stop coming here to be horribly ripped off that way...

Annoyed:

ok,that was just plain stupid!!!You made a new page just for me?how nice,NOT.Anyway,i had an idea last night as i was watching the simpsons,if you don't like it then don't do it but,could you please update tranquility island?And the threat generator(beleive it or not,i scare the life out of people with those)please.
once again signed,
kim
p.s.why did you make that stupid section of the site?it just adds to the boringness of the site

My Reply:

Well, the site is boring, and you want me to update...

Request:

it's kim again.my parents didn't really approve of that little comment you put on the kim's asylum page in between eternal flames and kim's asylum,you know,the kim's on drugs thing,could you please remove it,or the next "flame" is going to be from my parents,and believe me,you don't want to see my mom when she's mad,or my dad.thanks
once again signed,
kim

My Reply:

So, your parents know you're harrassing some innocent webmaster and they don't mind?

But anyways, I probably shouldn't have said that, so I did change the comment...

Complaint:

look,one of the letters in the asylum was NOT writtn by me.The one called "from nameless" was NOT written by me.Just thought you might like to know you brainless luggage monkey.

My Reply:

And maybe if you said exactly which one it was I could do something...

Comments:

My Comments about you:
you are a very mean person who has nothing better to do than sit around wishing you had friends while making a stupid site aboout how much you hate a good,and decent show called "sailor moon"which is alot better than your site which makes absolytely no sence for instance your "mangel mad moonie"which is completely boring,stupid,idiotic and down right voilent.Sailor Moon is a very good show and i always say:you should never dis something good because you might need it some day.......i'll finish yelling at you later......it's time for dinner,yum
for about the 100th time,signed,
kim

My Reply:

Now, what I always say is "how could something be both violent and boring?" Maybe I need some Sailor Moon...

A Song:

Dear Miewth,

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalala
llalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalal
alalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalala

love,
KIM!

My Reply:

Ouch, stop the torture!

Listen:

LISTEN "MIEWTH" I WANT YOU TO UPDATE THE ASYLUM BECAUSE I WANT THIS LETTER POSTED.THIS IS A LETTER FOR THE VISITORS OF MY "ASYLUM".I WANT YOU TO E-MAIL ME AT simpsonsgirl@xxx.com or Neo_Queen_Serenity_and_Neo_Queen_Sencerity@xxx.com AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF MIEWTH AND THE ASYLUM.I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM THE PEOPLE.IF I GET 100 PEOPLE SAYING THEY ARE AGAINST THE ASYLUM,I WILL ATTEMPT TO HAVE IT SHUT DOWN.thank you.
Signed,
Kim

My Reply:

The key is prevention. If you don't want somebody to post a page of your flames, don't send flames.
Though I would like to see how you'd try to have my page "shut down..."

Test Results:

i took the moonie quiz.The results?49/50.I AM A MOONIE AND PROUD OF IT!I also took the obsesstion quiz.I scored 94/100 on that one.
kim

My Reply:

Um, you realise that there are questions on the Moonie quiz where, for example, if you say you do drugs you get several points... Now, doesn't that contradict your last complaint about the comment atop this page?
You know, I couldn't get 49 on my own quiz when I tried...